


*dies laughing* @TemptingTristan, is this what you do when I’m gone?
This explains why I came home from work and the bed was shatter @RedmanBear
(Source: leilockheart)

The rare “sexy” pic I let @TemptingTristan take. Turns out to be one of my favorites.
@RedmanBear

Secretary bends over to pick papers from the floor
Boss: Ashlee, oops, I am sorry, can you get those papers for me please.
Secretary: Of course, Bad Man.
Boss: Oh, I did not realize until now that you wore your thigh high fishnets today.
I will be happy to help clean up your office @RedmanBear